Tired of being known for only fighting Israel, the Palestinian political party and terrorist group Hamas has expanded its conflict strategy to include everyone else, including other Palestinians.
The campaign kicked off recently with a series of attacks against Fatah, Hamas’ rival political party in Palestine. A spokesman for Hamas explained the decision yesterday.
“Allah is great. We are doing His will by fighting everyone but those with the exact same beliefs as us. It’s what Allah wants. He also hates elections and rival parties like Fatah.”
Most of the world’s Muslim population outside of Hamas has strongly condemned the group’s Jihad, calling it an extreme perversion of Islam and claiming Hamas does not speak for Allah or actual Muslims. Hamas responded to this criticism by declaring smaller, more personal Jihads on everyone who has criticized them.
