Much to everyone’s surprise, the nation of Canada, located to the north of the United States, still actually exists, an American geographical study concluded earlier today.
The nation of approximately 30-million people is also doing quite well for itself. With a strong dollar, low crime rate, and vast reserves of natural resources including oil, Canada is expected to remain in existence for the foreseeable future, the head of the study explained.
“With all that is happening all over the world and in our own backyard, it’s sometimes hard to remember that countries like Canada are still here. After all, they never really blow anything up or piss anybody off, so there’s no reason to hear about them on the news.”
The in-depth study was conducted after researchers noticed a basketball team called the Toronto Raptors were playing in the NBA playoffs, and realized that Toronto was not an American city.
